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TEDxChristchurch: We’re all conspiracy theorists now!

On the 1st of November I presented the following talk at TEDxChristchurch. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed presenting it.

If you’re new to this blog, you might like to check out the podcast I’m in and the book (on conspiracy theories) that I wrote.

I wrote a book

I wrote a book.

You can buy it in hardback here and here, and if you like e-readers you can purchase a copy for your Kindle here or a device-agnostic PDF here.

If you happen to live in Auckland I am more than happy to sign the book for you (should you want some tawdry message inscribed upon its pristine pages). If you live outside Auckland… Well, contact me and I’m sure we can make something happen: I’m thinking some people might like to send their copy of the book directly to me from wherever they buy it and then we can arrange getting it back.

Onwards, to the next book!

Murky Politics

If I was a supporter of the National Party, particularly if I was a fan of its current leader John Key, I’d be a) living a very different lifestyle and b) very confused. In the best possible world, John Key is a credulous fool who thinks justified beliefs are just opinions with fancy names. In the worst case scenario, John Key is a liar who has only succeeded in his political career because the public have happily accepted his assurances nothing is rotten in the suburb of Helensville. The events of the last week have surely woken people up to these two possibilities.

I am, of course, referring to the IGIS report into the activities of the PM’s office and the role Jason Ede, Phil de Joux and Cameron Slater played in disseminating information received from the former head of the SIS, Warren Tucker. The cast in this particular thriller (which is shades of “The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest”) is depressingly white and male, and the conspiracy they engaged in was startling in both its audacity and also its numbskullishness. All in all, Rebecca Kitteridge, Warren Tucker’s replacement, has concluded agreed with the findings of Inspector General, Cheryl Gwyn (thanks to Andrew Geddis for pointing this out) that mistakes were made and that things happened which really shouldn’t: Warren Tucker was not politically neutral in his dealings, as he was obliged to be, and John Key surely knew more about the activities of his office than he claimed during the election and #dirtypolitics saga.

Not that John Key agrees. ((There is a possible world in which there is a weekly interview with the PM called “In which John Key disagrees”. It is hilarious; he gets to literally wear different hats as he dissembles through the week that was.)) Whilst he agreed to the terms of the inquiry and who would lead it, in the end, it’s just an opinion, isn’t it? Gwyn might claim that the behaviour and collusion of these PM staffers and Cameron Slater was unseemly, and that Slater is a fantasist, but, you know, that’s just her view.

When it comes to who would you trust more, Judith Collins (who once failed the Voigt- Kampf test) or Cameron Slater, I’m sure a coin flip is an able a judge as any human being. On the one hand you have Slater, a man who Collins calls a fantasist. On the other you have Collins, someone Slater calls a good friend. For John Key, the decision has been easy: he trusts Slater and his accounting of what happened, despite that fact a former Minister of the Crown, Collins, has said that Slater tends to be the kind of person who tries to lay claim to bigger, more important roles in proceedings.

When I reviewed “Dirty Politics” I said one problem with Nicky Hager’s style of investigative journalism is that he assumes everyone is sincere in their private correspondence, particularly if they happen to be on the other side of the political spectrum to Hager. ((Imagine if he had written a book on the Urewera Raids and treated some of the intercepted evidence as sincere: there would be an entire chapter devoted to the idea the accused seriously considered catapulting a bus on to the head of George W. Bush, a threat the Police at least pretended to take seriously)) Yet so much of what he reported Slater as claiming looked like someone big-noting himself, laying claim to a salience in proceedings that he may not deserve.

Disentangling fact from fiction in the Slater canon is difficult. For instance, Slater has been claiming for a number of weeks that he has evidence Labour tried to kill him. Now, Slater is normally happy to present evidence of the Left engaging in dirty politics, so the fact he hasn’t provided even the tiniest piece of evidence that his life was in danger is cause enough to be suspicious. ((Slater has now distanced himself from this claim. He now says that he didn’t really say that at all; those of us with reading comprehension skills are simply non-cognisant of Slater’s lack of knowledge of how sentence fragments fit together.)) However, the fear he is a fantasist plays like a double-edged sword. Is Slater merely lying, in the hope it will get him some more precious media moments or does he sincerely but mistakenly believe his life is under threat? Is Slater a fantasist-qua-liar or is he deluded? If it’s the latter, there is the danger that some of our humour at his expense is laughing at someone who needs help.

It would be easiest to accept, then, that Slater is a liar. But that makes John Key support of Slater’s version of events terrible: if Slater is a liar, then why associate with him? Why reply to his texts? Why not just completely disassociate yourself from him, like Bill English has?

The other option — that Slater is delusional — is no better. By humouring Slater, the PM is enabling him. That would indicate that Key thinks of Slater as some useful tool/fool, whose delusions play well in the media.

What then of a third option? Is John Key clueless about how the inquiry he supported worked? Just he really think that the IGIS report is an “opinion” like my view of today’s weather (“All over the place!”)?

There are opinions and there are opinions. The former kind are subjective judgements, like “I really like that painting of four dogs playing poker!” and “Mushrooms are disgusting!” The latter are informed judgements like “It is my opinion, based upon the evidence, that he regularly creeps onto women.” The IGIS report, no matter what flaws it has, is of the latter kind. ((Curiously enough, the Gwyn Chisholm (once again, thanks to Andrew Geddis for pointing this out) report into Judith Collins reads more like the former.)) Dismissing its contents, like the PM, as merely an opinion (the opinion of his IGIS, no less) is either a sign the PM does not understand that such reports are designed to produce outcomes which are more than mere subjective opinions, or the PM is disingenuous. Reports like that of the IGIS use a methodology and a kind of evidence that raises the matter from “I believe…” to “The justification for this belief is…” The PM should know this, both with respect to the claim he’s not stupid and because even if he was, the requirements of his office should mean he keeps such distinctions at the forefront of his thinking.

Still, no matter the case, for those on a certain part of the Left this is evidence of corruption, of possible actual conspiracy to subvert the open and democratic nature of our governance. For those on the right, I like to think this makes people think twice about just how honest and sensible John Key is.

Funding update/Last call!

There are a mere four days before my PledgeMe campaign to go to Miami closes, and there are still a few interesting rewards ready for the taking. For example:

  1. Your name in the acknowledgement of the next book.
  2. A postcard from Miami
  3. Conspiracy Bingo! – The Game
  4. Getting referenced in an episode of The Podcaster’s Guide to the Conspiracy
  5. A cue card and some other piece of memorabilia from TEDxChristchurch
  6. An annotated chapter from the PhD. Think of it as a writer’s commentary.
  7. A poster based on the cover of The Philosophy of Conspiracy Theories.
  8. Invites to the book launch for The Philosophy of Conspiracy Theories
  9. A spiral bound copy of the pre-submission version of my PhD, including corrections, typos, etc.
  10. Copies of The Philosophy of Conspiracy Theories.

So, why not have a little pledge?

The Honeytrap Variations

just a brief reminder about that fundraising campaign I’m running…

Imagine that, for once, powerful government agencies are more competent than we give them credit for. Having devised a plan to take care of a certain individual, they produce a backup plan, one which can be easily put into effect should the first plan fail. So, for example, Kim Dotcom, who is currently being sought for extradition turns out to now be eligible for deportation, having failed to declare a dangerous driving conviction in his application for permanent residency. ((Let’s also be clear: Schmidt was caught driving 100 kilometres an hour over the limit, which is the kind of driving offence that should not just be dismissed lightly out of hand. This is not a minor infraction. I, personally, think that anyone – resident, citizen or alien – should get deported for such an offence. That’s presumably why I’ll never get to take public office…)) A suspicious person would say “Hmm… That’s convenient. The U.S. wants his extradited and now the New Zealand Government is in the position to deport him anyway. Hmm…”

Now, I’m not saying or even suggesting anyone thinks that Kim Dotcom-cum-Schimdt’s dangerous driving conviction is being put forward as a literal backup plan for deporting New Zealand’s favoured yet most feared German. Rather, I think it’s interesting that Dotcom, a man so wealthy and extravagant that even John Banks and the Prime Minister have a hard time keeping details of his existence in their mind, seems to have been spectacularly unvetted by the Establishment of Aotearoa. It does not seem unreasonable to think either our immigration systems are spectacularly incompetent or that someone has ensured that Dotcom or Schimdt could be forced to leave New Zealand.

Herein lies the issue, at least for me: just how much do we trust the establishment? This is a live issue, because choosing between incompetence and distrust affects our judgement about just what kind of society we live in. An incompetent establishment might be one that acts for the good but doesn’t do a very good of it: you might trust e intentions of he establishment even if you distrust the products of the processes of the establishment. Think of it as an issue about sincerity: sincere people might be incompetent but at least they intend to do good even if they don’t. However, an establishment which lacks integrity is one which you don’t trust the intentions (although you might trust the outcomes, even knowing that they will be malign in nature: better the Devil you know, et cetera et cetera).

So, for example, I think the behaviour of the New Zealand Police with regards to the Louise Nicholas case, the Urewera Raids, the Roastbusters scandal and the like, show the police to lack integrity and thus I have little trust in that particular establishment (even though I am sure there are good police officers). So, what to make of Immigration NZ failing to properly vet Kim Dotcom, despite discouraging noises by various other agencies? Is this incompetence or something else?

Of course, you could say the problem is entirely the making of Kim Dotcom: he was the one who decided that it would be Kim Schimdt who would convicted of dangerous driving, rather than Kim Dotcom. Indeed, no matter what we think of the government of Aotearoa, people who make false representations, like, say, John Banks, ought to suffer opprobrium. It’s not even clear that Schmidt’s offence would necessarily stopped Dotcom from gaining permanent residency, especially since Immigration New Zealand seemed to think that the less vetting of the millionaire the better.

Whatever the case, Kim Dotcom’s presence in New Zealand is an interesting case study in what trust in the establishment means. I just wish I didn’t live in this particular case study, because experiments might be fun, but life outside a test tube is always going to be preferable.

Last night on Graeme Hill’s Weekend Variety…

In preparation for my forthcoming talk at TEDxChristchurch I wandered up to the RadioLive studio in Ponsonby to chat conspiracy theories with Graeme Hill. Had I known the standard Russell Brand has set for such chats, I’d would have gone for a much more “talk over the top style” of interjections to Graeme’s questions, but, well, vegans do not cry over spilt milk.

https://www.mrxdentith.com/allembracing/allembracing/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/RadioLive-interview-26-10-2014.mp3