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I’m not really here; I’m on week three of my EU trip (tomorrow I may well be meeting the Pope. Well, the other Pope). Travelling alone is interesting; travelling solo in a nation of foreign language users is, well, just strange. This fact is compounded when they become inordinately insistent that you buy their cheap umbrellas despite the fact it is hardly raining.

Obviously Italian men haven’t wintered in Auckland.

Anyway, all this travelling has meant meeting normal and fairly uninteresting people, all of which want to know what I do and where I come from (obviously answers to the last question to be sent to Apathy Jack’s posts). The latter question I let people guess at; I’m apparently American-cum-French-cum-Norwegian-cum-Londoner (never English; always ‘You sound like a Londoner’). The former question… Well, I’ve stopped saying ‘I’m a PA’ and gone back to saying ‘I’m a lecturer.’ It’s not strictly true at this point in time but it feels much more me than ‘PA.’ I just don’t find the exploits of rich people interesting. I certainly don’t enjoy explaining that I am their glorified courier or cut-price accountant. So ‘Academic’ it is.

There is no doubt in my mind that I will return to being a teacher. I’m already working up adult education course teaching plans and the details of my next research project is already before the University for its consideration. So, for the time being, I may not be a teacher and thus I may well be lying to complete strangers, but at least its more fun than being asked to describe what you do and having to sound even more pretentious than usual by saying ‘I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to actually say…’

Signs from the (not-so) UK

In Dublin, where it is always Sunday, the Church likes to get them young:

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In Edinburgh, where torture really did go professional, you really must watch out for children:

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And in the Lake District, where civilisation is basically mistrusted, you need to be careful of the trains:

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Another batch of nonsense from the Hand of Morthos, living in exile in a strange land…

Of Interest to the Nation

C4 have just shown the new Pet Shop Boys music video starring those two likely lads from ‘Little Britain.’ It’s a typical Pet Shop Boys song but the video is talented piss-take of Pet Shop Boys music videos, which makes it very funny and somewhat disturbing. It all looks rather like They Might Be Giants video for ‘Birdhouse in Your Soul,’ which is probably saying something.

Coming up next from The Hand of Morthos; a collection of funny street signs from around the (not so) United Kingdom.

This week…

Because, somewhere in the world, it is still St. Patrick’s Day…